people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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