Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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