SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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