none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize