Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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