So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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