She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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