quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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