It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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