BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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