yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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