kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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