just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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