Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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