guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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