At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
And the cops told us we were all naked.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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