Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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