I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
