my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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