Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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