OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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