Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
