Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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