party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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