he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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