Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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