As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
