was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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