I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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