but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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