If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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