Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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