Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
