I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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