We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
