return my video game
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
