So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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