Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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