You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will be naked everywhere
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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