do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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