I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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