I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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