oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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