glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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