Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
