You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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