Nicole vs. Life
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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