too bad you live with your parents still
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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