I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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