Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This is classic penis vs brain.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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