You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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