So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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