why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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