Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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